TONY TARANTINO
as Dick Richards
D. DANNY WARHOL
aka DAN ZUKOSKI
as Candy
TONY LEECH
as Tyler
TIM MUSKATELL
as Jack
GIL ESPINOZA
as Armando
AMY LINKER
as Rosy
FRANCIS RUIZ
as Franklin
MICKEY ROONEY
as Grandpa
CAMILLE KEATON
as Betty
SAL PACINO
as Uncle Willie
JEAN THOMPSON
as Olivia Montgomery
BILL MINKIN
as Mr. Karchovski
OSCAR MIRANDA
as Masked Man
CHING SO
as Lee
LU LAU
as Diana
BRENDA F. HINERMAN
as Tyler’s Girlfriend
BRIAN GUEST
as Postman Bob
LARRY LAVERNE
as Tyler’s Dad
KATHERINE KOVIN-PACINO
as Tyler’s Mom
ESTELLE OLAN
as Jack’s Mom
ISABEL & GIL ESPINOZA SR.
as Armando’s Mom & Pop
LISETTE BOREN
as Topless Bikini Girl
DEBORAH FAIRWEATHER
as Bikini Girl
DIANA TERRANOVA
as Bikini Girl
KELLY POPPE
as Bikini Girl
MARC GESCHWIND
as Big City Loudmouth
MICAH MCCAIN
as Queen Mary Nightclub Announcer
ROBERT A. CORVO (L) &
WILLIAM FIGUEROA (C) &
MICAH MCCAIN (R)
as Female Impersonators
DEBBIE DAVID (L) &
SONNY GOODMAN (C) &
GREG BRONSON (R)
as Female Impersonators
AUDREY RUTTAN
as Charlie Chaplin
BORIS GROSSMAN
as Flamboyant Male in Line
LOUIS EVA ROSAS
as Freak in Line
HARRY & LEE FELDMAN
as Angry Couple in Line
J. F. SLADEK
as Loud Mouth in Line
AMY ALICE HILLMAN
as Big City Secretary
CANDY JENNINGS
as Big City Boss
MANVEL “MANNY” BARSEGYAN
as Chauffeur
VLADIMIR BLOKH
as Angry Husband
SHAWNA ANDERSON
as Implant Model
MARINA POST
as Turtle Lady
SAM DUBELL
as Turtle Man
MICHAEL WAJACS
as Cop
ARNIE ALBERT
as Cop
KEVIN R. CROWTHER
as Biker Dude
TABBIE BROWN
as Welfare Lady
JOHN TAMAKI
as Big Bear
LYNNE OROPEZA
as Angry Husband’s Wife
NEIL FIGURACION
as Male Cheerleader
TRAVIS MILJAN
as Grandma in Swimsuit
RENEE HUBER
as Franklin’s Fan
MARIA DIANE
as Hallelujah Lady
STAR E. POPE
as Honeychild Lady
PETER PETRELL(L) & JEFFREY G. OLAN (R)
as Russian Man & Man in Hawaiian Shirt
CHOIR MEMBERS
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